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Monica's avatar

Your hilarious 😂 and love that you mention Georgie❤️

From the Writer's Cabin's avatar

He was with me today when I was writing this… on the picnic table outside the Writer’s Cabin… by da creek.

Mary jane's avatar

She sounds and looks like NATASHA on the 1960's cartoon series about Boris and Natasha!

Bonnie K's avatar

OMG A little nippy!!!!I can’t LMAO

Richard Bertoldo's avatar

I’ve never been hard on Melania and all the Viagra in the world could never make me go hard on Melania.

Bonnie K's avatar

Circle of trust………To much

Bonnie K's avatar

OMG A little nippy

Margaret J Zamierowski's avatar

Niiice!!! And most of the words in your speech are ones Melania can pronounce!

From the Writer's Cabin's avatar

I tried to keep it simple for her.

De's avatar

Can’t look at you without wondering if you’re related to Seth Rogan. Sorry I know it’s a random question.

From the Writer's Cabin's avatar

I get that a lot. He’s funnier.

IrishinMKE's avatar

Who the f*** are you and what the f*** are you talking about? Supporting the a****** in the white house? Shame on you

From the Writer's Cabin's avatar

If this is satire, I applaud you. If this isn’t, I’m so confused. Lastly, what four-letter words start with the letter “f”? I never was that good at Wheel of Fortune. (Probably just spent too much time staring at Vanna White.) And I don’t have any money to buy a vowel.

Sher''s avatar

Oh Lawd...I knew this was gonna be good when I saw that " certain look" on your face...😆.

Carolynn Foged's avatar

Oh Jeff…perfection but you need to work on the accent.

From the Writer's Cabin's avatar

I always believe of you can’t do the accent, don’t try.

Julie Rusak's avatar

That was brilliant. You wouldn’t get a job as Mel’s speechwriter because she needs someone who can write it in Slovenian and then use Google Translate to translate it into Melinglish so that she can massacre it, I mean read it.

Dale Davis Murphy's avatar

Ok since you can “do” a press release for Melania with the power of John Stewart can we rent you out to a Network for a Comedy Special and use the proceeds to build more cabins ( in case misfits need a place to land after the two week truce ? ) Or, is 2 wks too soon ? If so I’m saving and selling this spoof of Ma- la-la to anyone who happens to see it on my page. ( including palintar’s AI sleuths roaming the net like the EYE of God . )

From the Writer's Cabin's avatar

John Stewart’s people are way funnier. Comedy writing is so hard. It’s not what I’m good at. I’m better at blatant sarcasm.

Dale Davis Murphy's avatar

Well I’m calling this Blatant Sarcasm then cause it’s funny lol and biting ? Oh is it biting satire ! Only thing more biting is Swift suggesting the English eat the starving Irish children and providing recipes ! You hit hard and well deserved !

Irene OBrien's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sue W.'s avatar

Melania didn't need a big staff. She does nothing for the citizens.

Shari Gage's avatar

Ok Jeff I know you are joking. Lol on your opener.

… Yes it was the worst.

Great editing. That’s the truth.

You just made my day!!!

Jane's avatar

You’re damn funny😝

Andrea Ureno's avatar

Thank you for bringing up how she fell and he buried her in New Jersey at his golf course and have your followers look up the pictures because it’s full of weeds and not kept at all. His children are disgraceful for allowing this to happen to their mother.

G Slembrouck's avatar

hahaha too hard? She is getting everything she deserves...I don't really care, do you?

Andrea Ureno's avatar

I believe the Melania speech came because of a lot of claims from Amanda Ungaro who had given a lot of connections that Melania does have with Epstein. Her former husband asked Trump to deport her. But Amanda has a lot of tea to spill that appears to have angered Melania. I am loving her speech because she’s asking after they say there’s nothing there to be transparent.. true it’s not out of the goodness of her little heart, but it can be helpful for the rest of us who want transparency.

Vicki Conner's avatar

perfect summation. thank you!

Jeanne✨'s avatar

Good job Jelania! 🌟

From the Writer's Cabin's avatar

That’s good. Funny stuff.

Marlene S Johnson's avatar

Melania doesn’t need a staff since she doesn’t do anything! 🙀